Conversations with my Therapist

“I worked my ass off and it’s so frustrating that there was nothing I could do to make it better!”

“Have we discussed radical acceptance?”

“I hate radical acceptance! I want to control everything!”

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“I’m still struggling with my agoraphobia and am not sure what to do.”

“Maybe start with a small step. For example, next time you go to the store park in a different row than the one you always park in.”

*look of utter terror*

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“You’re light bulbs are uneven”

“Yeah, I don’t much like those lights”

“No seriously, one side is longer than the other. Those are the worst light bulbs! WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE THOSE?!”

“Huh, I never noticed one side was longer”

“Oh my god I’m never looking up in here again!”

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“So those are the steps I’ve taken to balance my throat chakra but the progress is slow. What can I do to get this balanced fast?”

“It didn’t close overnight, it’s not going to balance overnight. Have patience”

“Well that’s dumb”

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